blondeboymalfoy
-via owl- The most pretentious is strangely the one you chose. Clearly there's something to be pretentious of. How much of a damsel in distress you? Do try to finish your sentences Potter. Don't you dare joke around with that scarface, you're mine and you only have eyes (ears, mouth, hands, shall I keep going down your body?) for me. You're a lovely git, but a git nonetheless. See you tomorrow kitty. -Your man. P.S. Could not write this with a straight face.

Of course. I wouldn’t choose anyone who is any less pretentious. You are* a damsel in distress. Haven’t you figured it out yet? You render me incoherent with your witty remarks that I can’t even write a proper sentence. Well now, isn’t someone being conceited here? Shh, fine I won’t even joke. You know everything of mines is yours. I’m all yours for the taking Malfoy.

Love,

Your Fluffiest Kitty

P.S. Yet you don’t let me joke…